In Our Humble Opinion Car Talk's Click and Clack Rant and Rave

by Magliozzi, Tom; Proops, Greg
Edition: Revised
Format: Hardcover
Pub. Date: 2000-05-01
Publisher(s): Perigee Trade
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Summary

A madcap collection of original rants, raves, musings and declarations from the hosts of the enormously popular NPR show, Car Talk. It addresses a variety of topics, from politics and computer addictions to Hollywood and coffee culture, in short, pithy, sometimes caustic, and always amusing essays.

Author Biography

Tom and Ray Magliozzi are the hosts of Car Talk, the popular NPR show heard by millions of people who choose to waste a perfectly good hour, week after week. Graduates of MIT, the brothers opened a do-it-yourself auto repair shop and found themselves doing all the actual repairs. In 1977, they began dispensing car repair information on local radio and since 1987, NPR has broadcast the show nationally. In addition, Ray still runs the repair shop and Tom claims to be a management consultant (though he manages to turn down most opportunities to work "on mostly moral or ethical grounds"). Their column, "Click and Clack Talk Cars," appears in more than three hundred newspapers

Table of Contents

Introduction (Or Foreword? Or Reverse?) xi
Preface xiv
The Rant and Rave Primer xvi
A Humble Beginning to Our Humble Opinions
Tom's Life Thus Far
3(8)
Ray's Life Thus Far
11(12)
Cars
It Won't Be Long Now
23(6)
I Can't Drive 55
29(7)
Enough Is Enough!
36(6)
Blatant Ergonomic Blunders
42(6)
I Do Love Blue Hair, But
48(4)
There Aren't Nearly Enough Accidents: Are You Doing Your Part?
52(7)
Musings
The Parable of the Panhandler
59(3)
Omean Aspiavodos
62(4)
The Mystic Valley Boys
66(2)
The Committee on Student Apathy
68(2)
The IMM Syndrome
70(4)
UFOs
74(4)
Raising a Kid 101
78(5)
A Seductive Plot of Enormous Complexity and Brilliant Subtlety
83(6)
The Theory of Abstract Cooking
89(6)
A Taxonomy of Humankind
95(7)
Progress Run Amok: A Parlor Game for the New Millennium
102(9)
Rants
The Penal Principle
111(5)
A Bronx Tale---Sort Of
116(5)
Help Us Overthrow the Tall/Short Mafia
121(4)
The October Surprise: ``Just Say No!'' ... to 3:00 P.M. Sunsets
125(3)
... And They Don't Even Break a Sweat!
128(3)
Lies, Damn Lies, and Magazine Surveys: A Surprising Result
131(3)
And My Brother Has the Ph.D. in Marketing?
134(5)
The Hollywood Manifesto
139(6)
The Power of 2: Wherein the Automotive Philosopher-King Discloses His Plan for World Peace
145(20)
Percival Bananas: The Zoo Rant
165(3)
Monica What's-Her-Face and ``Responsible'' Journalism
168(2)
Another Microsoft Conspiracy
170(3)
The Deregulation of Airline Deregulation
173(4)
Walking
177(2)
Water, Water Everywhere
179(5)
Jock Itch?
184(3)
Going to the Dogs: Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, and Testosterone Poisoning
187(5)
Half-Baked Science
192(6)
Stop the World---I Wanna Get Off!: The Other Side of Road Rage
198(4)
The Andy Letter
202(3)
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
205(4)
A Man Can't Just Sit Around
209(2)
The Wacky Way of Knowledge
211(10)
The Founding Fathers
The Founding Fathers: What a Bunch of Morons
221(4)
The Founding Fathers: Counter-Rant
225(4)
The Counter-Rant to the Counter-Rant
229(6)
The Education Trilogy: In Four Parts
Introduction
235(2)
The Trilogy
237(2)
The Allegory of the Epiphany at the Fountain
239(6)
A Scathing Indictment
245(10)
The New Theory of Learning
255(7)
The Epilogue
262(4)
The Value of a Good Education: (Dwayne and the Five Engineers)
266

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