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| Preface |
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| The Rant and Rave Primer |
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A Humble Beginning to Our Humble Opinions |
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11 | (12) |
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23 | (6) |
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29 | (7) |
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36 | (6) |
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Blatant Ergonomic Blunders |
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42 | (6) |
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48 | (4) |
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There Aren't Nearly Enough Accidents: Are You Doing Your Part? |
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52 | (7) |
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The Parable of the Panhandler |
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59 | (3) |
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62 | (4) |
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66 | (2) |
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The Committee on Student Apathy |
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68 | (2) |
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70 | (4) |
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74 | (4) |
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78 | (5) |
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A Seductive Plot of Enormous Complexity and Brilliant Subtlety |
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83 | (6) |
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The Theory of Abstract Cooking |
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89 | (6) |
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95 | (7) |
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Progress Run Amok: A Parlor Game for the New Millennium |
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102 | (9) |
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111 | (5) |
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116 | (5) |
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Help Us Overthrow the Tall/Short Mafia |
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121 | (4) |
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The October Surprise: ``Just Say No!'' ... to 3:00 P.M. Sunsets |
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125 | (3) |
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... And They Don't Even Break a Sweat! |
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128 | (3) |
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Lies, Damn Lies, and Magazine Surveys: A Surprising Result |
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131 | (3) |
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And My Brother Has the Ph.D. in Marketing? |
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134 | (5) |
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139 | (6) |
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The Power of 2: Wherein the Automotive Philosopher-King Discloses His Plan for World Peace |
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145 | (20) |
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Percival Bananas: The Zoo Rant |
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165 | (3) |
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Monica What's-Her-Face and ``Responsible'' Journalism |
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168 | (2) |
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Another Microsoft Conspiracy |
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170 | (3) |
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The Deregulation of Airline Deregulation |
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173 | (4) |
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177 | (2) |
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179 | (5) |
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184 | (3) |
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Going to the Dogs: Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, and Testosterone Poisoning |
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187 | (5) |
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192 | (6) |
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Stop the World---I Wanna Get Off!: The Other Side of Road Rage |
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198 | (4) |
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202 | (3) |
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205 | (4) |
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A Man Can't Just Sit Around |
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209 | (2) |
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The Wacky Way of Knowledge |
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211 | (10) |
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The Founding Fathers: What a Bunch of Morons |
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221 | (4) |
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The Founding Fathers: Counter-Rant |
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225 | (4) |
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The Counter-Rant to the Counter-Rant |
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229 | (6) |
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The Education Trilogy: In Four Parts |
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235 | (2) |
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237 | (2) |
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The Allegory of the Epiphany at the Fountain |
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239 | (6) |
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245 | (10) |
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The New Theory of Learning |
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255 | (7) |
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262 | (4) |
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The Value of a Good Education: (Dwayne and the Five Engineers) |
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